tag: doomsday

A Fortress to Call One's Own

Communications bunker with 8,800 sq. ft. of nuclear hardened underground floor-space. 13.1 acres m/l. 177 ft. tower with income potential. Structure is clean and ready for immediate use with some new paint and tile work

Tough economic times, I know. But what do you say about investing in a Cold War-era bunker? Yeah. Me too.

via Tyler Cowen

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The HAARP Conspiracy

Right or wrong, the Norwegian Sky Spiral appears to have brought renewed scrutiny to the Department of Defense’s disturbing, ionosphere-boiling HAARP Project. The accompanying gallery of pictures.

Soviet Russia had one too. It’s since been abandoned. Here’s some pictures of that.

Lights Over Norway II

With regards to the Norwegian Sky Spiral: NASA guy Tony Phillips—who runs spaceweather.com—postulates that it was a rocket engine from a secret Russian missile test spinning out of control. (via Wired)

Phillips put together a video explanation. A very convenient video explanation. . .

Here’s a video of the actual event that was uploaded by a Norwegian newspaper.

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Lights Over Norway

 Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway—The Daily Mail

Last night, some bizarre swirls appeared in the sky over Norway.

Eureka?

The Large Hadron Collider finally worked.

Granted, it was only a low-power calibration run—pure bush league stuff. Stay tuned for the real, reality-ending stuff.

On a semi-related note, here’s your required viewing for the weekend: The Quiet Earth.

Yes, there will be an exam.

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Optogenetics

Blue means go, yellow means stop: controlling animal brains with genes from light-sensitive algae.

I know.

I, For One, Welcome Our New Dolphin Overlords

Hot news: a captive dolphin in Mississippi masters the market economy.

The end is (probably) near.

LHC, Cont'd

The Large Hadron Collider is stalled again. This time, one of its cooling units was mysteriously jammed up by a baguette sent from the future.

Also, Bill Bryson visited the LHC and wrote an article about it for The Times .

Last: In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson.

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Birdbrained

If you ever meet a crow, keep this in mind: it’s got quite a memory for faces—apparently to the extent that it could pick you out of a crowd, follow you home and remember you for years.

While your mind is reeling, read this article. And then watch this video of a crow solving a puzzle that would leave a chimp scratching its head.

Thanks, Sam

Asteroid Attack!

Try not to freak out, but a 10-meter-wide asteroid exploded somewhere high over Indonesia earlier this month with about three times the force of the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Here’s a newscast with some amateur footage of the resulting dust trail—which, admittedly, doesn’t look half as hellish as I’ve been led to expect that it should.

The Soviet Doomsday Machine

Writeup in Wired about the Perimeter System, the USSR’s top-secret zero-sum doomsday machine—alternatively known as the Mertvaya Ruka or Dead Hand.

The gist: a network of hidden nuclear silos, daisy-chained to a subterranean control center. In the event of a nuclear attack, fully automated retaliation is a big red button push away.

Oh yeah. And it’s still active.

Onion: GOP Endorses Swine Flu

“Thousands of Americans—hardworking ordinary Americans like you and me—already have H1N1,” Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele said during a press conference. “Now Obama wants to take that away from us.”

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October 22, 2009

Human Territory

4.659 acres

That, according to a seriously shaky Wolfram|Alpha calculation, is how much land that each person would get were the Earth (minus Antarctica and the Sahara Desert) split 6.67 billion equal ways.1

Here’s the equation:

calculation

For comparison, 4.659 acres is about the size of 2.6 FIFA-sanctioned international match soccer fields.

If you’re thinking, Gee, that actually kind of sounds like a lot, bear this in mind: the actual Earth is not a flat grid of equally habitable cells—inevitably, many millions of people would get stuck with parcels on mountainsides or in toxic waste dumps, swamps, deserts and Siberia. The above figure is clearly on the generous side.2

That said, I’m on the borderline of horror with this one. It either makes the world seem very small or makes mankind seem very stifling.

Either way, this much is certain: the fact that Wolfram|Alpha can help be indulge in such childish things is undeniably cool.

  1. A side note: one of mankind’s greatest inventions is the technique of building vertically. But, for the sake of this hypothetical, I’m talking straight-up land ownership. []
  2. And no, there’s no easy way to further refine the equation, short of making an exhaustive (and totally subjective!) List of All Terrestrial Hellholes Known to Man and plugging each item in one after another. []

The Higgs Boson, Clarified

Seed‘s eloquent description of the Higgs boson theory for the Large Hadron Collider’s string of bad luck:

Essentially, the theory is that the Higgs is so destructive that no possible future universe of ours contains one. Thus, any effort to find the Higgs in the present is doomed to failure.

Now that’s the sort of concision I was looking for the first time.

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Fighting Snow

The mayor of Moscow wants to take a proactive approach to snow removal.

The plan, unveiled last month, calls for shooting liquid nitrogen, silver or cement particles into oncoming storm clouds to dump the snow before it gets to the city.

Hm. Sounds just crazy enough to work destroy the Earth.