Football stats maven Brian Burke applies game theory to the decisions that a football linebacker makes. Great read for fans of either.
A: Bad, bad stuff.
This new(ish) article in Discover explains what happens to your neural architecture when your brain gets beat up repeatedly.
Herzog’s comment on football (during the Treatment interview) that grabbed me:
There’s a third element. And that’s the ball. The ball is not round. It has, as the French would say, it has its caprice once it bounces and it gets loose. So, how do you contain the caprice of the ball better than the other team?
Meditate on that for a moment.
Anybody who is familiar with NFL Films knows the only thing greater than the gripping narrativization is the gratuitous slow-mo footage
In that spirit, here’s Detroit’s Matthew Stafford digging his team into a hole against Cleveland, injuring his shoulder, eluding team trainers to get back on the field and, finally, throwing the game-clinching touchdown at the last second. It’s better than the movies.
Adams was overheard asking his coaches. “Look, I know the tendencies of this defense, and the corners wouldn’t be playing so far off if they thought I had any backbone. They obviously don’t believe I have the inner strength to go deep. And you know what? Maybe they’re right.”
Here’s how you know you’re in too deep: you find yourself nodding as Robert Coll earnestly compares Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder to Robert Mugabe:
I can hardly give up on the Redskins; but like many other oppressed peoples worldwide, I can at least fall back into exile and await regime change.
Ever since a recent, long-awaited NFL-comissioned study proved1 that a football hits lead to permanent brain damage, concussions have been a hot topic.
Malcolm Gladwell asks: is football really any more humane than dogfighting?
- This conclusion has always been common sense. It’s the league that’s always played dumb. [↑]
Alternate Title: Wake Me in January: The Chad Pennington's Throwing Shoulder Benefit Mixtape
Fueled by nothing but reheated dinner, autumnal ennui and prevailing financial paranoia, I have compiled the Playlist to fit this exact moment in football history.
Listen closely and soon you too may find yourself bouncing a bald tennis ball against the wall and singing softly to yourself. Or drinking irresponsibly while you stare out the kitchen window at your fenced-in apartment-complex yard and the looming city with a punctured sort of feeling. Somehow, through it all, absently massaging your own right shoulder, imagining what it must feel like to have it ripped apart by some fat young brute from San Diego. Hoping, beyond all reason, that next Sunday just simply fails to materialize.
Moping.
I invite you, dear reader, to come away with me on an emotional journey. All links lead to corresponding YouTube videos.
1. Van Morrison – Sweet Thing from the album Astral Weeks
2. N.E.R.D. – Sooner or Later from the album Seeing Sounds
3 Elliott Smith – Oh Well, Okay from the album XO
Had to establish a rule early on: only one Elliott Smith song allowed. A guy like that could monopolize a list like this.
4. Roy Orbison – It’s Over
5. Eric Clapton – Tears in Heaven from the album Unplugged
6. Jeff Buckley – Last Goodbye from the album Grace
7. Belle & Sebastian – Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying from the album If You’re Feeling Sinister
8. Nick Drake – Pink Moon from the album Pink Moon
I saw it written and I saw it say / Pink moon is on its way / And none of you stand so tall / Pink moon gonna get you all
9. Gnarls Barkley – Whatever from the album The Odd Couple
10. The Notorious B.I.G. – Suicidal Thoughts from the album Ready to Die
11. Tom Waits – November from the album The Black Rider
12. Elliott Smith – A Fond Farewell from the album From a Basement on the Hill
It’s OK to cry. I am.
Football statheads, look no further: here’s 700-row spreadsheet full of more numerical roster information than you could ever possibly use.
Painstakingly compiled by ESPN’s Mike Sando.